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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Usage of the F' word

The F' word is a word where we can hear it everyday... we hear it in sch, we hear it on the street, we hear it at home and we do hear them in toilets too.. we hear them anywhere anytime.. there is no need for proper location to use them...

Perhaps one of the most interesting word u can find in the english language today is the F'word... 'FUCK'.. Out of all the words starting with F'.. 'FUCK' is the only word that can be referred as the F' word.. Juz by the sound, it can stand for pain, pleasure, hate and love...

'FUCK' as most words is derived from the german word 'FRICHEN' meaning, to strike... In the english language, 'FUCK' falls into many grammatically catogories.. like 'FUCKER', 'FUCKEST', 'FUCKING' etc...

As a verb, for example, John 'FUCK' Jane or Jane 'FUCKS'... However, this magical word, is not always used sexually.. For example...

As part of an adjective... John is doing all the 'FUCKING' work...
As part of an adverb... Jane talks too 'FUCKING' loudly...
As an adverb enhancing an adjective.... Jane is so 'FUCKING' beautiful...
As a noun... I dun give a 'FUCK'...
As part of a word... Abso-'FUCKING'-lutely or in-'FUCKING'-credible...
As a full correct sentence... 'FUCK' the 'FUCKING' 'FUCKERS'...

The word 'FUCK' can be used in situations as well... For example:
A Fraud... I got 'FUCKED' by the car dealer
Dismay... Arhhh 'FUCK' it...
Trouble... I guess I'm really 'FUCKED' now...
Agression... Dun 'FUCK" with me buddy...
Difficulty... I dun understand the 'FUCKING' problem...
Enquiry... Wat the 'FUCK' was that??
Dissatisfaction... I dun like wat the 'FUCK' is going on here...
Incompetence... John's a 'FUCK-OFF'...
Dismissal... Why dun u go somewhere and play or 'FUCK' urself...

These are juz some examples.. there are of course more of them...
With these multi-purpose application, how can anyone really be offended when u use the word?? So ppl reading my blog.. the next time u hear the F' word.. do not feel dismayed... for all u know the person saying this word was facing one of, or maybe all of the situation above... hahaha... =P

Okies...wat i have written was after a period of research.. this post aims to show the different usage of the F' word and not to be uncouth.. if it seems crude and offensive to the reade... i apologise sincerely...

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Till the end of time, I love | 7:58 PM

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Our lifes

I was chatting with one of my female clickzz one day, chatting bout the usual, sch, relationships, gossips, hots sales, hot babes and hunks, and then finally to life...

I totally had nth to say cuz i have never thought of it b4, to be correct, thought bout it in depth b4... This set me thinking...

When we were young and stupid (jacq favourite phrase) we went to kindergardens. Seriously we were stupid then.. On the first day of sch, the teacher would pair us up into one boy one ger.. and our partner will be our buddy throughout. Whenever we travel from one place to another we are suppose to hold hands... and all our young stupid mind can come out was... eeeeeee hold her hands, later she get pregnant how?? And now?? Most people juz want someone.. The One.. to hold his or her hands...

Then we went on to Primary sch.. learning how to be good citizens... "hao gong ming".. We spend almost all our childhood learning and studying.. Aint it?? And finally, we got that diploma we wanted so much to earn a ticket into the working world...

We participated in the increase of unemployment until finally we found a job.. and it may juz have nth to do with wat we have learned the past 16 yrs...

We slogged hard the first few yrs trying to keep up with everything using anything... and when i say slog hard, i mean slog as hard as a buffalo ploughing the field everyday.. slog and slog till we finally collapse..

Time will pass on and finally we reached our prime.. we cont slogging while keeping a look out for new target, gers, boy, job, gossips... wateva.. Then we meet our sweetheart, the true sweetheart, The One Sweetheart that does nth but sweetens our heart.. -_- !!
Then the promise of an everlasting, neverending, forever going, undying love... giving each other passionate hugs and kisses and then... poof came a baby into our family... and of course sleepless nights...

Then we kept advancing up the society ladder higher and higher... and be sure not to look down, cuz u may juz fall.. We try to make full use of our time, (time is money).. We became someone important. We are the limelight everywhere we go and finally, we attain the status, we became rich... but we need more time to triumph completely...

Then one day, they tell us that we are no longer indispensible... At that point we become crazy, we feel destroyed, we feel empty, and we feel cut off form the outside world.. time now does not move on anymore and we feel that we had lost everything... At this point we realise that we have been living in a fog, a mist, a cloud, in search of a target that is not worth searching for...
We found out that we had been living a life that is similar to a living dead.. We become a walking ghost.. trying to escape our enemies.. Everyone around us seems like rushing for time... and time was never enough for them, like we once were, while we are here waiting for time to pass till our time on earth ends...

So saddening aint it...

But we can change it, we can make life more interesting, life is controlled by us.. only us...

We can take things easy, open our hearts to people around us.. our best frens, our loved ones, to people who care for and love us, to our parents... We can open our ears to people around us... spend more time to hang out with our frenz... travel more, to gain more experience, widen our vision and learn more stuff... and we can do the things that we like... singing, dancing??

Go to the seaside more often, and do wat we want... sunbath, look at women or man, or both... spend time learning how to cook and whip out a sumptuous meal for my family and frenz... enjoy the warmth and company of my frenz... and of course show more love to my loved ones...

We cant be sure that doing stuff like these will improve our lifes but at least we do want to believe in them... Other can say wat they want but deep down we know that, hey.. we are nice ppl... Well at times another one more glass wont kill, does it?? HIC HIC!!!
And of course no one can stop us.. no one hahahaz... And when our time finally comes... we wont know if its for the best of mankind?? But the least we do know is, we had enjoyed ourselves and enjoyed it to the fullest, we have tried everything we wanted to try and we were there for our frens when they need us.. and when we pass on.. we do it with a smile on our face...

That, in life, is most important, dun u think so??
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Till the end of time, I love | 10:13 PM